1 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:27,584 Dinner is served in the main dining room. 2 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,793 Where's Grandpa? He's down in his laboratory. 3 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,565 Working on a secret project. 4 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,398 Secret project? 5 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:57,285 Grandpa, chow time. 6 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:08,101 Grandpa, chow time. 7 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,661 Start without me. 8 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:14,330 I'm inventing a machine that's going to achieve world peace. 9 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:19,875 We're having broiled shark and tossed centipede salad. 10 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,047 The world waited this long, it can wait a little longer. 11 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,984 Well, well, well... 12 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:35,120 if it isn't our favorite mad scientist. 13 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,057 Close the door. 14 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,913 Okay, let's eat. 15 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,857 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 16 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,019 What's the third sign? 17 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,865 I was hoping you'd ask. 18 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,512 Is that a hint? No. It's an order. 19 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,151 As head of the household it is my duty... 20 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,249 to see what my sneaky old father-in-law is up to. 21 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,796 Wowie, wowie. 22 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,573 Wowie zonk. 23 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,776 This place looks just like the launching tower at Cape Kennedy. 24 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,162 Herman, you bum! Get your hands off my machine! 25 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,776 I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm sure having fun. 26 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,884 Okay, Herman, knock it off. 27 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,816 All right. All right. All right. 28 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:31,325 I was just trying to... Watch it. Don't stand up. 29 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,408 Herman! 30 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,943 My darling Herman! What happened? 31 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:52,616 Is he... No. He's just slightly unconscious... 32 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,656 from being hit in the head with a bolt of lightning. 33 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:59,318 Boy, was he lucky. Any place else, it would have killed him. 34 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,463 He's coming to. I'll take the sheet. 35 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:08,491 No, Lily, don't touch him until I prepare you emotionally. 36 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,231 What's wrong, Grandpa? 37 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,964 Did the lightning disfigure him? 38 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,941 Yes, my child, I'm afraid it did. 39 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,377 Oh, my poor Herman, my poor darling. 40 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,482 Now brace yourselves. I'm gonna unveil him. 41 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,711 Now be brave. 42 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:32,957 Remember, my children, no matter how gruesome he looks... 43 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,927 he's still our Herman. 44 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:48,936 Oh, no! 45 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,243 Eddie... 46 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:54,012 We're gonna have to break this to him gently. 47 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,582 Where am I? 48 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:04,023 You're right here, dear, in the bosom of your family. 49 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:07,259 You got hit in the head by a bolt of lightning. 50 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:10,096 I did? How? 51 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:14,701 How? By fooling around with my machines, you big schnook. 52 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,259 Grandpa! 53 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,270 It's all his own fault... 54 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:22,002 if schnooks rush in where wise men fear to tread. 55 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,444 How do you feel? I feel fine. 56 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,284 I feel fine. 57 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,378 No harm done. 58 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:42,424 That's funny. My clothes are too big for me. 59 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,061 I guess the heat of the lightning expanded them. 60 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:57,040 What are you all staring at? Haven't you ever seen big clothes before? 61 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:03,075 Why is everyone staring... Lily. 62 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,549 Yes, my beloved. 63 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,451 I demand to know why everyone is staring at me. 64 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,849 Herman, I'm afraid to say this but the explanation... 65 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,759 can be found in the nearest mirror. 66 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,588 Nearest mirror? 67 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,499 Mirror? 68 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,199 Marilyn, get him some water. Quickly. 69 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,351 I've never seen that man before in my life. 70 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,047 Neither have we. 71 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,819 This is a practical joke. 72 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,256 While I was unconscious you put a mask on me. 73 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:55,868 No. Now, Herman. No, it's not a mask. It's really you. 74 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,767 It's amazing. From one lousy bolt of lightning. 75 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:04,074 Here, Uncle Herman, drink this. Thank you. 76 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,916 I'm drinking, he's drinking. 77 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,580 It really is me. 78 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:19,683 Grandpa, throw the rest of this water in my face, maybe it'll wash off. 79 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,327 Thank you. You're welcome. 80 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:28,292 He's still there, taunting me. 81 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,994 I'll never be able to do it. 82 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,732 You'll never be able to do what? 83 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:35,833 I will never be able to go through the rest of my life with a face like this. 84 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,047 Well, Grandpa, what do you think? 85 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:48,381 Not bad. Not good, but not bad. 86 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,286 I think I look ridiculous. 87 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,724 Why? 88 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,864 I'm not used to dressing flashy. 89 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:01,065 I feel like I've... 90 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,696 gone Hollywood. 91 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,896 But, sweetheart... 92 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:09,602 I picked out the most conservative outfit I could find. 93 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,975 In keeping with the dignity of your work. 94 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,776 Lily, dear, I have explained to you half a dozen times... 95 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:18,512 I am not going to the parlor with this face. 96 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:19,947 Oh. 97 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,850 You see, he figures they'll take one look at that face... 98 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,720 and reach for the embalming fluid. 99 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,994 Not necessarily. I figure they'll be extremely polite... 100 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,890 and extremely cold. The same as my family. 101 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,661 That's not fair, Herman, we're not being cold. 102 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,604 We're just... You're just what? 103 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:44,770 We're just going through a period of adjustment. 104 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,610 After all, Herman, I mean, we have to look at you constantly. 105 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,916 You only have to look at you when you're shaving. 106 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,084 Grandpa! 107 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,489 Hi, Mom. Hi, Grandpa. 108 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,160 Hello... sir. 109 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,396 Hello, sir? 110 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,298 He meant, "Hello, Pop." 111 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,829 Grandpa, will you come outside and play catch with me? 112 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,842 Sure. Let's go. Okay. 113 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,871 Wait a minute. Hold it. 114 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:23,783 Edward, why didn't you ask your father to play catch with you? 115 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,882 'Cause my father isn't here. 116 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,378 I mean, he's... 117 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:31,049 He means he doesn't want to mess up your new suit. 118 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,589 Yeah. Or your new face. 119 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,658 I see. 120 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,302 How considerate. How coldly considerate. 121 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,770 Herman. What? 122 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,868 I've got it. We'll make an appointment with Dr. Dudley... 123 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:56,041 to discuss the possibility of plastic surgery. 124 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,682 Plastic surgery. 125 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,688 Plastic surgery! 126 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:06,654 Lily, what a wonderful idea! I could kiss you. 127 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,691 As a matter of fact, I think I will. 128 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,725 You don't want me to. You don't want... 129 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,533 My own wife doesn't want me to kiss her. 130 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:22,902 Oh, no, Herman, it's not that I don't want you to. It's only that... 131 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,177 Only that I need more time. 132 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,342 Can you understand? Indubitably. 133 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:35,118 I can also understand that from now on you prefer I sleep in the guest room. 134 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,713 Now, Herman, I... 135 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:40,817 I'm sorry that you feel so strange with your own husband. 136 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:51,201 I just hope that someday we can find a mutual friend... 137 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,336 who may introduce us! 138 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,574 Hermy. 139 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,122 Hey, Marilyn. Yes, dear? 140 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,489 When Mom and Pop come back from Dr. Dudley's... 141 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,755 will Pop have his old face again? 142 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,865 You see, Eddie, now Dr. Dudley is a general practitioner... 143 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,593 and if he advises an operation... 144 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,898 then he'll refer your father to a plastic surgeon. 145 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,267 Oh, gee. 146 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:28,069 Eddie, cheer up. His old face wasn't that sensational. 147 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,039 Compared to his new one, I think it was. So do I. 148 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,613 What's so funny? 149 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,945 The way Herman disguised himself to appear in public... 150 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,045 so he wouldn't get stared at. 151 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,286 What's so funny about that? 152 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,223 I'll bet you 10 to 1 he gets stared at anyhow. 153 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,098 Sit down. 154 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,227 That's fine. 155 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,928 Right there. 156 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,201 Now, tell me about the accident. 157 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,777 I didn't get any of that. 158 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:18,283 Doctor, he was hit on the head by a bolt of lightning. 159 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,194 That's terrible. 160 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,458 Don't you think you could hear him better if you took off the bandages? 161 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,828 Take off the... 162 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:30,259 I think so, too. Come. Right this way. 163 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,773 Up and right over to... That's fine. 164 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,738 All righty! Let's hop on the old table. 165 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:40,973 Good. 166 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,947 Let's see what we have here. 167 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:49,755 You know, this roll of bandages reminds me of my childhood. 168 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,584 I had a Siamese cat who loved to play with a spool of yarn. 169 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,697 My mother gave the cat away, because she thought that I was allergic to it. 170 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:01,166 But I wasn't. We found out later that I was allergic to my mother. 171 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,642 Mr. M., I have no time for games. Show me your face. 172 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,638 Not until you promise not to laugh at it. 173 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,280 Come now. I never laughed at it before. 174 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:19,814 From time to time it made me sick but I never laughed. 175 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:24,324 Hermy, baby, please. After all, he's our doctor. 176 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,390 Yes. 177 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:37,167 Do you mean that this is the result... 178 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,297 of being hit by a bolt of lightning? 179 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:45,675 That's fantastic! Mr. Munster... Yes, Doctor. 180 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,977 It is my considered expert medical opinion... 181 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:52,712 that that bolt of lightning was your good fairy. 182 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,681 What do you mean? 183 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,957 I mean that this face is a vast improvement. 184 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,321 So don't complain. 185 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:06,059 We were hoping to restore his old one with plastic surgery. 186 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,769 You're kidding. No. 187 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:16,065 You really want the old face back, on purpose? 188 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,368 Yes. 189 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:22,340 And that's why we brought this photograph so you could tell us if it's possible. 190 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,656 Mr. and Mrs. Munster, forget it. 191 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,529 No plastic surgeon in the world would touch him. 192 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,196 Wear it in good health. 193 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,654 He likes this face better. And he calls himself a doctor. 194 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,851 Dear, there's no accounting for taste. 195 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,796 Don't you worry, we'll get another opinion. 196 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,027 Now, I'll go and fix you some lunch. I'm not hungry. 197 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,799 Darn! 198 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,204 Nobody loves me. There. 199 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,901 Lily! Marilyn! Eddie! 200 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,975 Herman! 201 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,678 Am I glad you're home. Why? 202 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,487 Why? Because your troubles are over. 203 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,522 Look what I found tucked away in my files. 204 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:41,220 What is it? Plans for a condominium in Transylvania? 205 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,991 No. It's your original blueprint. 206 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,496 The original? Correct. 207 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,967 The one they followed when they put him together? 208 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,062 Right. Where did you get it? 209 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,505 "To our favorite Count Dracula. 210 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,810 "A souvenir from Dr. Frankenstein and all the guys and gals." 211 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,214 Isn't that sweet? 212 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,151 Well, that's... Yeah, that's fine but... 213 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,989 how does it solve my problem? 214 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,424 How does it solve your problem? We follow it again. 215 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,758 We put your head back in the original magnetic field and then... 216 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,099 you regain your original face. What do you say? 217 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,768 I say absolutely not. It's too dangerous. 218 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,303 I say absolutely yes. 219 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,809 No, Herman. If something should happen... 220 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:34,142 Lily, dear, my mind is made up. 221 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,340 Grandpa, when do we start? 222 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,879 Herman, I'll be ready for you in about five or six hours. 223 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,958 Oh, Mom, come on. Let me go down and watch. 224 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,758 No, Eddie. It's safer and smarter if we all wait here. 225 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,739 Well? 226 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,742 How are we coming? Great! 227 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,376 Are you comfortable? No. 228 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,414 Does the blueprint say I'm supposed to be comfortable? 229 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,681 The blueprints say a lot of things. 230 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,720 Maybe you should take a little bit more time to study them. 231 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,890 What's the matter, Herman, turning chicken? 232 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,194 Hardly. 233 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,928 Chicken. Chicken? 234 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,764 You aren't gonna... Herman, please. 235 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,703 Here, sign this. 236 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,413 What's this? It's a routine release form. 237 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,787 Okay, we're all ready. 238 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,754 Good luck. Thanks. 239 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,503 Same to you. 240 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,405 ♪♪ 241 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,900 Goodbye, Herman. 242 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,444 It's just like your first haircut. 243 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,136 Easy does it, Herman. 244 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:56,946 Hey, I hear footsteps. They're coming up. 245 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,556 Well, was it a success? 246 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,854 Yes and no. 247 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,529 Isn't Dad having supper with us? 248 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,864 No, your father has to go to work. 249 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,476 He's taken a job as a cocktail waitress. 250 00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,836 Eureka! Eureka what? 251 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,978 I may have found where I slipped up. 252 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,074 Do you think she'll be willing to try again? 253 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,813 Grandpa, don't even ask him. 254 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,262 Good evening. Good evening, Aunt Herman. 255 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,067 Well, how do I look? 256 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,500 You look lovely. 257 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,974 Thank you. 258 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:35,112 Well, I'm off to the cocktail lounge. 259 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:38,615 Goodnight to everyone... except Grandpa. 260 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:43,213 Herman, be a sport. I did restore your old face. 261 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,655 I'm greedy. 262 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:48,294 I want my old face attached to my old body. 263 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,762 Goodnight, dear. 264 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:53,989 Goodnight, dear. 265 00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,332 Don't let the customers get fresh. 266 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:57,769 I won't. 267 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,339 Nuts! 268 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:12,078 I forgot to ask him what he plans to do about next Monday at school. 269 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:15,018 What's next Monday at school? Father's Day. 270 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,991 Just what I need, right after I set my hair. 271 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,990 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 272 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,497 I'm back! 273 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,898 I'm Herman Munster... 274 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,232 your handsome husband.